Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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