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(954): View more from Florida

can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way

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(519): View more from Ontario

It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.

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(770): View more from Georgia

You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"

(678): View more from Georgia

Is this an intervention?

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(308): View more from Nebraska

In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.

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