Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
it's great music for shaving your balls
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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