ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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