Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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