what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
