Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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