i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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