it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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