do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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