ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
then he tried to convert me to islam
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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