i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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