The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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