they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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