S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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