Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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