She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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