Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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