People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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