so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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