...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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