Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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