i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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