why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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