apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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