Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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