awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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