Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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