i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
the night ended with taco bell and tears
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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