Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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