youre lurking in front of me
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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