GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's official drugs can't kill me
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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