I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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