i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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