he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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