you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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