Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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