just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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