I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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