Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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