My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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