she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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