do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
