She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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