Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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