dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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