I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so let's talk penis.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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