no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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