its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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