Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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