your thong is hanging out like whoa
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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