Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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