you should give me head with plastic fangs in
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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