It's Friday. Sex?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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