oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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