This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My ass is underappreciated
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
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