quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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