Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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